Megawati Sukarnuputri, por que esperas?

Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Kofi Annan
Ban Ki-moon

The UN is currently looking for a new secretary-general. All candidates wishing to apply for the post must meet the following criteria:

- Fluency in a minimum of four languages, including English;
- Either an unpronounceable or riddiculous name (having both automatically grants you access to the second stage);
- Average experience handling diplomatic affairs (optional).

Truly yours,

The UN